Once upon a time there was a racoon called John. John was a poor racoon with no food. He liked to sleep on a office chair that someone threw out. He was cold so he covered himself with leaves and looked up in the saying God help me find a home he fell asleep. He woke up with two children staring at him John was happy so the children took him to the house and asked their mom. Mom “can we have this raccoon”, she said “sure Ben and Jerry”. They took him and called him John so John was happy and positive.